Humor: Going From Girlfriend to Wife

This should give you a laugh guys!

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and also
valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and Car Racing 3.6

Now I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run any of my favorite applications.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but for
some reason, the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please PLEASE help!
Thanks,
Troubled User..
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program.

However, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run absolutely EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once fully installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Please look in your Wife 1.0 tech manual under
“Warnings-Alimony-Child Support”. I further recommend that you
keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing
the background application “Yes Dear” to all operations to alleviate
software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a fairly good program, but it really tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend you try Chocolate 6.2,
Flowers 2.1 and (as a very last resort) Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INSTALL
Short Skirt Secretary 3.3. and/or Big Cleavage Assistant. 4.0 as these
applications are not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support



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